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October 20, 2024 1:25 PM (EDT)

Dear Allison and the Onyx Savant,

It is Sunday, and I have not written today. I suppose that is all well and good for a Sunday. What are you both up to today? I hope it involves this beautiful weather and getting some Vitamin D in the sunshine. Make like a tree and photosynthesize. (That’s not exactly how it…oh, never mind.) Forest and Chingo could have a playdate. I can suggest several places that are probably off limits but also vacant. 😶‍🌫️🫥😇 I like to use the term “extra-judicial” in these types of situations.

I should mind my manners and introduce the two of you. Mommy Emma would be poking me. Master Forest, please let me present Master Chingo of the House of Bishop and Sergeant-at-Arms for the Liberated Republic of Xavotti. Master Chingo, please let me present Master Forest, Marquess of Grubbs-Upon-Brooks, lately Chief Game Warden and Master of the Annual Hunt at the Capitol. Oh, and Allison, meet the Onyx Savant. Onyx Savant, Allison.

I am —as always and ever— hilarious.

Brb. I’m spending time with Mr. H today, so I can’t be all about business all the time. I’m not as cool as y'all. I don’t know why you’re my friends. That sounds like a “you” problem. Maybe work that out (or watch sportsball or draw or have a BBQ, I’m not your boss) while I spend time with him.

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